Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Nate's No TV / Internet Survival Guide

Aloha! So I thought for my first blog I would repost my favorite old blog when we lost internet / TV at the station...Enjoy! 

"So I get a phone call today from Zach Dillon informing me that we have no email. No google. No internet. No scrubs. No TV. Nothing. We might as well be Frodo without a ring. (Oh yes, I went there)

Minutes go by....Hours Go By...DAYS...(in our head)...go by. Im taking a note from Conan's Survival Blog and writing my own: Nate's Awesome Survival Blog @ the 98Q Studios....


16:23 : Thursday : Jan 31st, 2008

- Im in the fetal position in the corner of our FM Production Studio...Its so cold. Its been 29 minutes since we lost the internet and Cable. I think I hear someone talking in the distance. Dear god, please be Comcast. I don't know how much longer I have. I've decided to write my last words on this leftover piece of toilet paper and Im going to put it in a bottle to throw in Candelwood lake. Im out of room. Goodbye world...remember me for my left hand...



17:53 : Thursday : Jan 31st, 2008

- I've realized its really unnecessary to be writing this on toilet paper when we have plenty of paper in the printer. That and we have no windows and we're not close to candlewood lake. I'll save that one for armageddon since I don't think we'll have control over the internet and cable during armageddon. The computers are the ones who are going to take over anyway. Still cold. I also realized its not necessary to be naked in the corner. Coworkers are beginning to look at me...I think I'll put on a sweater...

19:00 Thursday : Jan 31st, 2008

- My shift has started. All I know from earlier at home is that Michael Jackson finally allowed his kids (who are what like 50 and 35?) to walk outside without masks and let me tell you - they have giant ears. Like, its more noticeable than Michael Jackson's man-eating nose. (which has to be reason for his facial disinigation) I have been told to keep a look out for the Comcast guy. God speed...

19:01 : Thursday : Jan 31st, 2008.

What time...DAMNIT!

20:11 : Thursday : Jan 31st, 2008.

- It has been difficult. There is only so long one man can last on a ham sandwich and baked beans...We have broken into a random locked door with Jim (dont know his real name) the guy from Comcast / the fourth coming of Christ. After a battle with the Security Guard...wait..he's walking my way...wait...what!?!? He's SIGNALLY TO ME!!!! Oh...well...I dont know...He doesn't know what the problem is. He can't find our wires. No, Im not crying...Its just raining on my face...

20:18 : Thursday : Jan 31st, 2008.

- It hurts. It hurts so bad. I think that my left hand (the good one) developed frost bite. I needed to get rid of it before it spreads. Say hello to righty. He's back! Yes...yes....YES....YESSS!!!!!! IT'S BACK! IT'S BACK!!!! GOOGLE BABY!!! EMAIL!!! BRITNEY!!!! hmm...that was only like...5 hours......seems a little unnecessary to have bitten off my own left hand........ow....


` nate"

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